Friday, August 21, 2009

Too Many Lions

In case you're wondering, this is an actual book. As you may have gathered its the story of an alligator who hungers for the flesh of a nubile human. The alligator persists in his hunger and nearly claims his prey. The book ends with the hopeful thought that if he can get big enough, someday this dream will be a reality.

In the spirit of this book. I present the books publishers, and you with the following story i've written and illustrated entitled "There's too many lions at the mother fucking zoo!"


Jeff said...

Wow, convincing piece. It is time to get rid of all the lions at the zoo.

Matt and Jeanie said...

when can i buy this at borders?