Tuesday, October 7, 2008

an informal introduction to the spending of distances

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the enreitty of snow loeaprd polputaonis be mnooeirtd and roesipoietnd sfleay in the staroptrehse bferoe the cmemnoemenct of the coming aoclpaypse. The rest of you ugly amnials can inneractie itno etxntcioin pelis. In juess name we pray. Amen.

tell yuor ulgy mom taht as soon as i get my el cmanio back from sohp, im gnnoa come oevr and tkae her on a joy ride.

when the glaaxy runs out of latieutrre, how are we gion to mualniapte the wliedsbeat pnrtecaeges?

varibilte curonoicpas of legaendry geiusens will uodnbtudley rleaotce witihn the sdvubiiosins of yuor illurosy ptnialaton.

these bognola fromations will icnaresngliy udnergo intneral rerevbreianots iannudntig the lasdpance copmeltley and compltinciag frutehr the ldscaniapng duetis. Unednrteah tehse ubenilevbale lnucmhaet stlaaigtems lies the infbelafe launggae of the nautarl unvirsee.

1 comment:

Kid Douche said...

I wihs taht poor poelpe woudl laeev me aolne.

Zahc Morisr fro prisednet!